Rent-A-Goalie Adventures: Tales from Between the Pipes
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on 17 December 2025
In beer league hockey, the goalie is like the family dog: you rely on them, you love them, and sometimes you wonder how they survived the chaos. But what happens when your regular goalie is out for the night? Enter the unsung hero: the rent-a-goalie.Rent-a-goalies are legends in their own right. ...
How to Build the Perfect Beer League Team: Skills, Vibes, and Shenanigans
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on 12 December 2025
Building the perfect beer league team isn’t just about stacking talent — it’s about balancing skill, attitude, and a healthy dose of chaos. Adult recreational hockey is a funny mix: you have veterans who can deke like pros, rookies who skate like shopping carts on ice, and a few characters ...
Funny Beer League Team Names: The Best (and Worst) You’ll Ever See
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on 8 December 2025
In beer league hockey, the scoreboard might tell you who wins, but the team name tells you everything about the personality, humor, and vibe of the squad. It’s the first impression, the branding, and sometimes, the best part of the league.A great team name can:Strike fear in opponents… or mak...
Beer League Etiquette: The Unwritten Rules Every Player Should Know
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on 3 December 2025
Beer league hockey is a beautiful, chaotic, sweat-filled world. It’s where adults trade spreadsheets for slapshots, deadlines for dekes, and responsibilities for ridiculous post-game stories. But here’s the thing: as much as it’s fun, beer league hockey comes with its own code.Yes, we’re ...
Beer League Camaraderie: Why These Friendships Last a Lifetime
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on 28 November 2025
You hear it all the time in beer league hockey:
“I suck, but the boys keep me coming back.”
Or:
“I play for the dressing room, not the scoreboard.”And honestly? That’s the truth. Beer league camaraderie is a force of nature. It’s one of the strongest, funniest, most authentic forms...
“I suck, but the boys keep me coming back.”
Or:
“I play for the dressing room, not the scoreboard.”And honestly? That’s the truth. Beer league camaraderie is a force of nature. It’s one of the strongest, funniest, most authentic forms...
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